- girl: i kinda like horses.
- ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
i wonder who this is…hehehe. <3
Andrew: I’m writing a policy brief right now on marijuana that’s due tomorrow morning, how fitting. Did you know it’s one off the 50 “fundamental” herbs of traditional Chinese medicine? You should tell dad that.